All your house are belong to us

In A.D. 2007
Chaos was beginning.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Politics set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Banks: How are you gentlemen !!
Banks: All your house are belong to us.
Banks: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Banks: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Banks: HA HA HA HA ….
True Story

Your Doomsday Bunker or Mayan?

World didn't end?
Stuck with an unsighlty Apocalypse shelter in your backyard?
Is that Doomsday bunker taking up too much space in your cramped basement?

          WE BUY UGLY BUNKERS!

Mistakes happen.  We all make them.  But don't be wrong twice.    Recoup some of the precious funds you spent prepping for a false Armageddon by selling your shelter.  For a limited time only we are buying all unused Doomsday bunkers and fallout shelters.  Act fast because just like the Mayans, this deal will not last long!