Happy Holidays from Gorilla Upskirts

No recession romance here; times are tough.  I hear Santa is down to one ho.  But your good friends at Gorillaupskirts are here to help.  Earn hard cash for those unwanted gifts.  Grandma gave you a sweater again?  We'll buy it!  Got another coffee maker in the office secret Santa?  We'll buy it!  Pops bought you Bank of America and Netflix stock?…….maybe we won't buy that.  Merry Christmas.

Gold Teeth for Errbody!

Get bills for your grillz!

Liver Alone, Cheese Mine

A very Huggie welcome to the neighborhood American Sardine Bar

User Submission

Big things popping at Gorilla Upskirts.  Introducing our first user submission.  Thanks to our neighbor A.M for creating this gem, and for supplying me with a grip of  hi-jacked bandit signs just waiting to be recommissioned.  Please feel free to email us your own creations.  Huggie@gorillaupskirts.com

Dig the pennies.  This man means business.

La Gordita

Shape it up with Steak em Up.

The Monster Squad

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

I'm still waiting on some takers.  Maybe I should change my criteria.  Or the bride price.