Happy Holidays from Gorilla Upskirts

No recession romance here; times are tough.  I hear Santa is down to one ho.  But your good friends at Gorillaupskirts are here to help.  Earn hard cash for those unwanted gifts.  Grandma gave you a sweater again?  We'll buy it!  Got another coffee maker in the office secret Santa?  We'll buy it!  Pops bought you Bank of America and Netflix stock?…….maybe we won't buy that.  Merry Christmas.

Gold Teeth for Errbody!

Get bills for your grillz!

Liver Alone, Cheese Mine

A very Huggie welcome to the neighborhood American Sardine Bar

User Submission

Big things popping at Gorilla Upskirts.  Introducing our first user submission.  Thanks to our neighbor A.M for creating this gem, and for supplying me with a grip of  hi-jacked bandit signs just waiting to be recommissioned.  Please feel free to email us your own creations.  Huggie@gorillaupskirts.com

Dig the pennies.  This man means business.

La Gordita

Shape it up with Steak em Up.

The Monster Squad

Desperate Times, Desperate Measures

I'm still waiting on some takers.  Maybe I should change my criteria.  Or the bride price.

That's what friends are for!

Took one from the vault today.  Last year about 10 friends and 100 of these flyers celebrated my buddy's bachelor party in the Poconos.  While he was busy we covered every inch of the cabin, every tree on the property, every bathroom in every bar in town, and even brought a few to the strip club.  He didn't think it was as funny as we did.

The Puppy Centipede: The First Sequence

What ever you do, don't feed it! 

Bandit Sign Bombings

Painting the town brown!

And it does wonders for your complexion.

Zombie Cat

"Have you seen me? Our son Daniel ran away last Friday. He was last seen wearing jeans, his beloved Phillies cap, and a black jacket. He is 17 years old, 3 feet 4 inches tall and approximately 80lbs. Please contact us at Huggie@gorrilaupskirts.com if you have even the tiniest information. Come back Daniel. Life is too short already."

Damn girl, them diabetic socks are sexy.

Bucks for baby fat

Yo House

Our friends from yourdailycheesesteak.com have some more Philly gems to share with the internets.

"A Neighborhood Staple(r)"

I am sure there are much more productive things to be doing, but what is the fun in that?

              I confused some sweet overly helpful boy with this one.

We called. We only talked for 7 seconds. We still have our house.

                  Burdened with unsightly offspring?   Hugg is here to help!

Thanks SrHbTh

Doomsday Capitalist

Always look on the bright-side of the apocalypse.

Yo House

Teaming up with our buddies from Your Daily Cheesesteak for some homegrown caps.  Yo Momma is played out (ask anyone on the block), it's time to bust on Yo House and Yo Hood.   Here is just a sample of what is brewing.  A cheesesteak a day keeps boredom away!

South Philly

"My house is so South Philly the doghouse has an awning next to an alley with a recycling bin with nothing but chicken bones in it" - Ja Bass (Da Arsonal)

West Philly

(Thanks to Mrs. Rebecca Haring for the drawings)

Fishtown

                                                                        (art by Nestor)

Always look on the bright side of life....

A lil chuckle can't hurt during the darkest hours. 

Guerilla Anti-Marketing?

South Philly has become blighted with guerilla adverts.  Shady individuals hawking everything from "Cash for Diabetic Strips" to "Skydiving" have been relentless in their quest to wallpaper South Philly's working class neighborhoods.  Honestly, who would trust a skydiving company that nailed a plastic sign on the corner of 5th and Morris?  "Why skydiving does sound like a great idea honey.  Let's call the number on that ugly ass tacky sign by the abandoned house and sign up today".


Fortunately somebody stepped up who is ready to battle the masses of the uninspired blight clogging up our streets. For better or for worse Gorilla Upskirts presents Guerilla Anti-Marketing:

( I actually heard that Mrs. Huggie is an amazing cook )